red purse, brown boots, can’t lose.

On Sunday I went to Berry Lane Park to take some pics of my outfit. For entertainment purposes.

Since the “right thing to do” is social distancing, I didn’t get to wear this outfit anywhere fun this weekend.

This purse is from Rent the Runway and so bright and fun. I wish I got to take it to a social activity somewhere. 😔

And I was pretty sad about it.

So I took some pics and that made me feel way better.

I really like Berry Lane Park. It has a lot of nice stuff, like a badass playground and copious basketballing space for those that like that sort of thing.

Sometimes kids fight there and it gets messy but kids fight everywhere. I fear the youth no matter where they are.

At one point I was up on a hill with a bunch of goose crap on it and a friendly neighbor little boy ran over and said, “There’s poop up there!”

I like geese but yeah they’re a menace.

And I said, “Yes I know. I’m avoiding it. Thank you.”

Just like I avoided all the people at the park.

target takeover lewk.

Yesterday we went to Target on 611 in Warrington, PA. We took over. This is my Target takeover lewk.

I’ve told you about how our Target in Jersey City is usually ravaged AF and picked clean of all most desirable Target items.

But the Target in Warrington is a ONE FREAKIN EIGHTY MY FRIENDS.

They have everything!

Do yourself a favor and go to a middle of nowhere suburban Target immediately.

Dress, Saloni. Necklace, JCrew. Jacket, Kanibal&Co. Boots, Dr. Martens. Hair clip, ban.do.

tie-dye dress.

I’m tired because I drank one beer so I’m just going to post a lewk. It’s all I have the strength for. You already know I like tie-dye, and this is a tie-dye DRESS.

It was a little bit warmer out today and the sun was out so it was an enjoyable time.

My mom was kind enough to take these photos of me because I can’t find part of my tripod.

Needless to say it’s a nightmare.

Also I’m really bad at keeping track of my tripods and their pieces.

And I’m sorry.

Coat, Unreal Fur. Tie dye dress, AFRM. Purse, Anya Hindmarch.

the rent the runway flagship store is bananas.

You guys, I’d like you to know that I’ve been renting the runway since the beginning (2009, srsly). Like since the very moment the runway was rolled out, I’ve been renting that bitch. We’ve come a long way together and now they have a whole entire store in Flatiron right by my work. The Rent the Runway flagship store is bananas.

Part of renting the runway is returning the runway so you can get more runway for your runway. In my professional and well researched opinion, the Rent the Runway flagship store is bananas mostly because of these returns.

People who work in Manhattan rush into the store in the morning before work to return things so they can then order another thing and hopefully get it by the end of the day. Thus fully maximizing their 4 items at a time subscription. I mean at least this is what I do. I’m sure everyone else is aiming to do this as well, I can see it in their eyes.

Rent the Runway uses a very specific kind of garment bag to deliver their wares and you can recognize these garment bags around the city. Well, around the CITIES, I see women carrying them all over in JC and NYC. Also in Hoboken but forget about Hoboken it’s irrelevant.

I think I should hang my jeans up like this and maybe I’d like them better.

Around 8:30 in the morning there is a SWARM of 20 and 30 something women carrying in these bags, marching down W 15th street in their booties and jeans with their hair that is all the same color. Seriously how is everyone’s hair the same ombré color? It’s like one ombré creator invented ombré and there is only one option for ombré and it all looks the same like hair style communism. Not on board. I realize that ombré is a style and it’s supposed to look similar but these people all have twin heads and I’m afraid.

These gals have the bags!

Okay okay I’ll let it go.

I’m sorry I’ve been snarky the past few days I just can’t take the winter anymore that’s all there is to it.

So the Morning March of Gals Down 15th St culminates at the front door of Rent the Runway where everybody tries to navigate their way inside. It’s especially hard now because the winter time vestibule thing is in front of the door so it’s two doors and a weird small space to maneuver. Fun, fun.

There are bins on wheels outside the store FILLED with discarded clothes, bags, and accessories that people have just returned. It’s an explosion of fabric and color and fashion and you can kinda pick things out in your mind and be like “I saw that one on that app!” If you’re so inclined. They’re on their way to get cleaned, baby!

Outside are men chosen to do the (flying spaghetti monster) lord’s work that are loading these bins into big trucks that will be taken to…Secaucus! Yes I believe they go to New Jersey. Where they belong. In a good way. Obviously.

Although the Rent the Runway flagship store is bananas AF, they actually do a very good job of corralling everyone during the return process. There is a long line but it is clearly marked by stanchions and moves fast.

When you return your stuff, you just have to walk up to an iPad and scan its tag and make sure it scanned and then toss it in a bin. You don’t even have to talk to a person WHICH IS OBVI THE BEST PART. During this morning rush they also have some of the gals at the desk check in the items. I don’t know, maybe they always do. Whatever.

There is also a gal manning the line to keep order and she keeps calling us “ladies” like “Good morning ladies!” “Please stand over here ladies!” In such a sweet voice and it always cracks me up because we’re not ladies at this point. We’re obviously out of control wild animals trying to get our stuff returned as quickly as possible so we can click to order more stuff on the app and then go to work and get going with the day.

If you happen to be a gal with leisure time and you can walk around the store and choose your items that way, GOOD FOR FREAKIN YOU. But they do have a very nice set up. I’ve walked through and looked at stuff when I have a little extra time and they have a pretty good selection as far as different types of clothes in different types of sizes. There is a nice fitting room and you can use iPads to check OUT as well. But no one is ever crowding around them like ravenous animals.

Tumbleweeds next to these iPads…

Today I actually made a friend! She saw me creepily taking pictures of some stuff and she was like “Are you using the app to scan?” And I was awkwardly like “Um no uh I’m just taking a pic to show my…friend. What?” And then she showed me how to use the app to scan items in the store and then I can check them out through the app or add them to my wishlist and it was honestly a great life hack.

This is the pic that made me a friend.

I never make friends in settings that aren’t intentionally social so this was a very rare moment but I’m not mad about it. Also she’s not actually my “friend” I talked to her for 40 seconds. Ugh. Gotta get over myself.

Yes, the Rent the Runway flagship store IS bananas. And since I’ve gone many times a week in the last couple of weeks I wanted to reflect on that. So I did. I do love Rent the Runway and have no complaints. And if I DID have a complaint they would fix it because they have pretty good customer service.

I don’t work for them. JUST A FAN. A BIG ONE. K COOL.

Do you use Rent the Runway? Have you ever been to the store in the morning? Have you done the March of the Women Down 15th St with your black garment back? It’s a dignified march and I’m glad to be a part of it.

presidents day lewk.

Maybe Presidents Day isn’t really a holiday to have a lewk but this is my Presidents Day lewk.

I only worked a half-ish day so I took some pics in the morning when the sun was out.

Hopefully you had a great day off if you had today off! If not, sucks to be you. And sucks to be me, I didn’t have today off either. But I get a day off of my choosing in the future. I’ll have a lewk for that day too.

This dress is from Saylor via Rent the Runway and I love it a lot. Saylor makes a lot of lacy kind of stuff and the fabrics are always really nice and thick and luxurious.

I love this dress because it’s super comfortable, the sleeves are fun, and there’s a naked part where you can see my skin in the middle. I LOVE A NAKED PART.

My boyfriend gave me this badass necklace from Stone Cooper for Valentine’s Day. I tried to get a pic of it up close but that didn’t really work out.

The coat is by Waverly Grey, also via Rent the Runway. I think it’s okay but it doesn’t seem as soft or nicely made as some of the other fur coats I’ve rented. It may just be older?

This has been a winter of fur coats and I’m going to miss them when it gets warm out. But that is the only, ONLY winter thing I will miss.

Taking pics of myself is fun and I like to do it when I have free time and that’s the whole post.

The end.

denim dress, unreal fur coat, white booties…and posed in front of jersey city’s city hall.

It’s raining today and I hate it. I’d like to reflect on a happier time, thx. On Saturday it was sunny and I wore a denim dress, unreal fur coat, white booties…and posed in front of Jersey City’s City Hall.

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It was also the Golden Hour…ISH. I stumbled across some good lighting and I tried to squeeze into a corner to get it to hit me right.

It mostly didn’t and I just look all crunched up.

But I think you can fully see the lewk if you piece each of these photos together in your mind.

You’re welcome.

I got a lot of compliments for this Ulla Johnson denim dress which is always grand. It was a very thick material and perfect for a twirl.

I’m obsessed with this Unreal Fur coat as I am obsessed with all fur coats, both real and unreal. I’m wearing it now as I write this post. If I had money I would invest in fake fur because it is a beautiful and responsible product. I would obvi buy fake fur to put in my closet and but I’d also invest in sciences to make the greatest fake fur you’ve ever touched. It would be like a rabbit and a mink boned then had a baby and then silk worms squirted silk stuff all over it. You can’t even imagine how luscious this science fur would be.

But I don’t have any money, sorry.

Coat, Unreal Fur. Denim dress, Ulla Johnson. White Booties, Macy’s. Tights, Anna Sui. Necklace, Stone Cooper.

red leopard dress and plants party.

I love Rent the Runway Unlimited, and here is a link to $100 off Rent the Runway Unlimited.

Now that that’s out of the way, here is my red leopard dress and plants party.

My boyfriend has been teaching me how not to kill plants so now I can use them as props.

I think they’re really enjoying it.

Can’t you see that they’re smiling?

Also this dress may be more than just leopard and may have some hybrid animal print on it. Hard to tell.

Dress is Great Jones, from Rent the Runway. Necklace is Anthropologie, from my Mom.

i found a lamp on my street lewk.

Today I walked outside to take some photos and I found a lamp on my street.

Possibly more importantly, here is a link to $100 off Rent the Runway Unlimited. That’s where most of the “I found a lamp on my street lewk” is from!

I took pics next to this lamp and was pretty pumped about it.

Afterwards I went inside to put my tripod away and decided I wanted the lamp.

But when I went back outside, it was gone.

Darn.

Dress and jacket, Rent the Runway. Lace shirt, Free People. Necklace, Stone Cooper. Eyeliner, Urban Decay.