I’m going to gather some Black Friday deals here for you. To cultivate your shopping addiction in the same inspired and intense and grasping frantically at material objects way that I cultivate my own. You’re welcome.
All of these Black Friday deals are online based, because if you know me you know that I would not be caught dead in a brick and mortar shopping establishment on a day as crowded and insane and filled with the dregs of humanity as this.
Most of these Black Friday deals continue in perpetuity! JK but they continue over the rest of the weekend and some until Monday.
This is very clearly an #ad but I think legally I have to tell you that. Sorry to insult your intelligence.
Baublebar
Baublebar has so much fun stuff and their corporate offices are also in my office building and I love peeking off the elevator when it stops on their floor because it’s glam AF.
Cyber Monday Deals at BaubleBar – Take 35% off Site Wide! Valid 11/28-12/12. Shop Now!
Clarisonic
I LOVE my Mia for cleaning my face and also for applying makeup with a separate attachment. Can’t recommend hard enough.
Dr. Brandt Skincare
Never tried this brand but want to try this brand. Wanna try with me? JK I’m not codependent like that we can each try on our own separately. Thank you.
45% Off Site-Wide with Coupon Code BFDRB45
Happy Socks
My dad loves socks and I’m gonna get some of these but shhh don’t tell him ugh!
Happy Socks 40% off plus free shipping
Rebecca Minkoff
Love these purses. Love these wallets. Love this life.
Tractor Suppy
We got the chickies here!
Save 40% on Select Remote Control Toys at tractorsupply.com. Valid 11/28-11/29. Shop Now!
Winc
I got this box of wine once and it was great to bring home for the holidays. My mom was like, “Woo!”
Aveda
Just the name invokes a fancy feeling. Do it.
Bark Box
I’ve never owned a dog but the dogs I know and love do love some Bark Box.
$5 for first box plus extra toys
Birchbox
It’s no secret I love Birchbox. I LOVE IT OKAY?!
Clarins
They have the moisturizers OF MY DREAMS.
Fabletics
I’ve never tried this stuff but I’ve always wanted to so let’s do it.
Cyber Week Sale: 70% off your entire order when you become a VIP Member!
Intimissmi
Not huge on lingerie BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE.
Kiehl’s
This shit is luxurious AF.
The Honest Company
Another cute lil brand I need to try.
Laura Mercier
Fab stuff. Fully on board.
THE BLACK FRIDAY EVENT – 25% OFF SITEWIDE! Exclusions may apply. SHOP NOW!
Macy’s
The OG of Black Friday. I’ll always love Macy’s.