I’m going to gather some Black Friday deals here for you. To cultivate your shopping addiction in the same inspired and intense and grasping frantically at material objects way that I cultivate my own. You’re welcome.
All of these Black Friday deals are online based, because if you know me you know that I would not be caught dead in a brick and mortar shopping establishment on a day as crowded and insane and filled with the dregs of humanity as this.
Most of these Black Friday deals continue in perpetuity! JK but they continue over the rest of the weekend and some until Monday.
This is very clearly an #ad but I think legally I have to tell you that. Sorry to insult your intelligence.
Baublebar has so much fun stuff and their corporate offices are also in my office building and I love peeking off the elevator when it stops on their floor because it’s glam AF.
I LOVE my Mia for cleaning my face and also for applying makeup with a separate attachment. Can’t recommend hard enough.
Dr. Brandt Skincare
Never tried this brand but want to try this brand. Wanna try with me? JK I’m not codependent like that we can each try on our own separately. Thank you.
My dad loves socks and I’m gonna get some of these but shhh don’t tell him ugh!
Happy Socks 40% off plus free shipping
Love these purses. Love these wallets. Love this life.
We got the chickies here!
I got this box of wine once and it was great to bring home for the holidays. My mom was like, “Woo!”
Just the name invokes a fancy feeling. Do it.
I’ve never owned a dog but the dogs I know and love do love some Bark Box.
It’s no secret I love Birchbox. I LOVE IT OKAY?!
They have the moisturizers OF MY DREAMS.
I’ve never tried this stuff but I’ve always wanted to so let’s do it.
Not huge on lingerie BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE.
This shit is luxurious AF.
The Honest Company
Another cute lil brand I need to try.
Fab stuff. Fully on board.
The OG of Black Friday. I’ll always love Macy’s.