black friday deals.

I’m going to gather some Black Friday deals here for you. To cultivate your shopping addiction in the same inspired and intense and grasping frantically at material objects way that I cultivate my own. You’re welcome.

All of these Black Friday deals are online based, because if you know me you know that I would not be caught dead in a brick and mortar shopping establishment on a day as crowded and insane and filled with the dregs of humanity as this.

Most of these Black Friday deals continue in perpetuity! JK but they continue over the rest of the weekend and some until Monday.

This is very clearly an #ad but I think legally I have to tell you that. Sorry to insult your intelligence.


Baublebar has so much fun stuff and their corporate offices are also in my office building and I love peeking off the elevator when it stops on their floor because it’s glam AF.

Cyber Monday Deals at BaubleBar – Take 35% off Site Wide! Valid 11/28-12/12. Shop Now!


I LOVE my Mia for cleaning my face and also for applying makeup with a separate attachment. Can’t recommend hard enough.

30% off Sitewide* plus receive 2 deluxe samples with a $40+ purchase OR 3 deluxe samples with a $75+ purchase. Use code: CYBERGIFT40 or CYBERGIFT75 at checkout. Valid 11/27-12/1!

Dr. Brandt Skincare

Never tried this brand but want to try this brand. Wanna try with me? JK I’m not codependent like that we can each try on our own separately. Thank you.

45% Off Site-Wide with Coupon Code BFDRB45

Happy Socks

My dad loves socks and I’m gonna get some of these but shhh don’t tell him ugh!

Happy Socks 40% off plus free shipping

Rebecca Minkoff

Love these purses. Love these wallets. Love this life.

Rebecca Minkoff | Black Friday | 25% Off Orders $100+ with code THANKS25, 30% Off Orders $250+ with code THANKS30

Tractor Suppy

We got the chickies here!

Save 40% on Select Remote Control Toys at Valid 11/28-11/29. Shop Now!


I got this box of wine once and it was great to bring home for the holidays. My mom was like, “Woo!”

45% off


Just the name invokes a fancy feeling. Do it.

Black Friday Is Here: 20% Off + free shipping with any order. Plus, choose your free full-size with $65 orders, use code: LOTION, TONIC, SOFT, STYLE or MEN. Valid 11/29!

Bark Box

I’ve never owned a dog but the dogs I know and love do love some Bark Box.

$5 for first box plus extra toys


It’s no secret I love Birchbox. I LOVE IT OKAY?!

Save up to 30% Off Black Friday Deals at! Featuring over Best Sellers from your favorite brands. Limited time offer, discount applies at checkout.


They have the moisturizers OF MY DREAMS.

Up to 25% off


I’ve never tried this stuff but I’ve always wanted to so let’s do it.

Cyber Week Sale: 70% off your entire order when you become a VIP Member!


Not huge on lingerie BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE.

Up to 50% off sitewide


This shit is luxurious AF.

Enjoy Free Shipping on all orders! Combine with promo code JINGLE to save up to 30% off. No Code Necessary. Valid 11/27-12/2!

The Honest Company

Another cute lil brand I need to try.

25% off beauty

Laura Mercier

Fab stuff. Fully on board.



The OG of Black Friday. I’ll always love Macy’s.

Shop Black Friday Specials + Get 20% off with code BLKFRI + Free Shipping at $25. Shop now at! Valid 11/27-11/30.